50 Dog Jokes That'll Have You Barking Out Loud
What's So Special About Dog Jokes?
As dog lovers, jokes about dogs are particularly enjoyable for several good reasons.
Firstly, just the fact that dogs are a universally beloved animal, makes people enjoy hearing about them in virtually any context.
Secondly, many dog jokes include some form of clever wordplay or puns which are sure to entertain anybody who enjoys guessing the punchline.
Thirdly, dog jokes often have a playful and light-hearted tone, making them a great way to inject some humor into an otherwise boring day.
Following are 50 dog jokes to brighten your day!
These dog dog jokes will brighten your day!
Just for Fun: 50 Dog Jokes That Will Have You Barking Out Loud (BOL)
- What do you get when you cross a sheep dog with a rose? A collie-flower!
- Why was a golden retriever sent to outer space? To "fetch" the falling stars!
- What do you get when you cross a spaniel with a trampoline? A springer spaniel!
- What do you get when you cross a golden retriever with a calculator? The best friend you can count on!
- What did Rover say when her sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff! Ruff!
- Why did the rat terrier stay next to the computer? He wanted to check on the mouse!
- What happens when you cross a show dog with a peacock? You get a dog that's always showing.
- What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a shark? A bite you'll never forget!
- Why did the puppy see the doctor? He was "sick like a dog!"
- What do you call a Labrador retriever that does magic tricks? A Labracadabrador
- Why was a dachshund sitting in the shade? He didn't want turn into a hot dog!
- What did the dog say when he received a big bone? Bone-anza!
- What do you get when you cross beagle and a skunk? A scent hound!
- What do you get when you cross a dog and a flamingo? A leg-lifting dog!
- Why is the Australian Shepherd the best actor? He's a master of Collie-wood!
- Why do Pointers make such great accountants? They're masters in pointing out all the details!
- What business did the dog open after visiting Switzerland? A chocolate Lab!
- Why did the Basset Hound bounce and go over the hoop? He was trying to be a good basset-ball!
- Why was the puppy kicked out of the post office? He kept trying to lick the stamps!'
- What do you get when you cross a Saluki with a Lighthouse? A light-speed hound!
- What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a bon-fire? A wiener-roast!
- Why was the golden retriever kicked out of the restaurant? He kept telling the waiters to go "fetch" his food!
- What did Cujo say after eating a puppy for breakfast? It's a dog-eat-dog world!
- Why did the Australian cattle dog ask his boss for a raise? He worked like a dog!
- Why did the Dalmatian go to the veterinarian? He had too many spots!
- Why did the golden retriever keep fetching bones? He was trying to "bone" up on his skills!
- What do you get when you cross a retriever and a scientist? A lab-rador!
- Why couldn't the Dalmatian play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
- What happens when you cross a dog and a chainsaw? You get a paw-erful tool
- What do you get when you cross an angry dog with a snowman? Frost-bite!
- What do you call a dog who is always very punctual? A "watch" dog!
- Why did the Labrador get an intestinal blockage? He bit more than he could chew!
- What do you call a dachshund with a fever? A "hot dog!"
- What's a dog's favorite pizza? Pupp-e-roni.
- How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the "paws" button!
- What's the name of the dog that can fly? The "skye terrier!"
- What's a dog's favorite holiday? Howl-o-ween!
- Why did the dog go to the vet? He was feeling "ruff!"
- Why did the dog go sniff all the bushes? He was checking his "pee-mail."
- What do you call a dog who stays afloat? Whatta good "buoy!"
- Why did the famous dog run out of the hotel? He was worried about pup-a-razzis!
- Why was the coonhound fired? He was barking at the wrong tree!
When dogs enter a bar, trouble is brewing!
When Dogs Enter a Bar...
44. A Siberian husky enters a bar, what does he say? Gimme a 'Woo-Woo!'
45. A Saint Bernard enters a bar, what does he say? Gimme An Avalanche!
46. An Irish setter walks into a bar, what does he say? Gimme an Irish cream!
47. A borzoi enters the bar, what does he say? Gimme a white Russian!
48. A Scottish terrier walks into a bar, what does he say? Gimme a Scotch on the rocks!
48. A Doberman walks into a bar, what does he say? Gimme a "Black and Tan!"
49. A poodle walks into a bar, what does will she order? A Cosmopoodleton!
50. A mutt enters a bar, what does he say? Gimme a "Muttini!"
Disclaimer: this article is not meant to be used as a substitute for professional veterinary advice or behavioral advice. If your dog is acting sick or aggressive please consult with a qualified professional for proper diagnosis and treatment.
